Can I just cry from the beauty of this?
Pass that milk on over fuckboy I gotta get my calcium up
My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything
My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this
My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child
Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug
You probably know what his reaction was
THERE IS WAY TOO MUCH PORN ON MY DASH AND NOT ENOUGH SEX IN MY LIFE
WAY TO GO ALLSTATE
THATS ALLSTATE’S STAND
ARE YOU IN GOOD HANDS?
if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes
How Beauty Procedures Looked In The 1930s-40s [x]
This is scary
The apple face thing tho
Fun fact, the machines they used for perms actually killed people. They ran electricity through the rods… So sometimes people were electrocuted to death…. and in some cases, children were decapitated from the weight of the machine.