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george washington:
hoe don't do it
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america:
creates a two party system
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george washington:
oh my god
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reblog this before April 2nd and I’ll put your URL somewhere around LA.
so I thought it would be cool to write people’s urls that reblog this down on pieces of paper and stick them around Santa Monica, LA, Hollywood, and SLO with little pieces of tape.
I’ll take a picture of where I put your piece of paper and tag your url. :)
can’t wait to try this someday
(Source: the-blondeyogini-blog)
a conversation i had with a 96-year-old woman
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96 yr old:
You know how your parents probably say things like, "you were BORN with the internet, you don't know what it's like to live without!"
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Me:
yeah
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96 yr old:
Well, my parents said that to me about electricity.
last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up
Your brain talked shit about you to you
(Source: postmemes)
I wanna be that one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me
(Source: spoopypoops)
“id date a fan” doesnt mean “id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do”
(Source: samuel-matthew-halliday)
You just read The Real Difference Between Tinder and OkCupid by noobtheloser
MORE TINDER-Y GOODNESS:
(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)
I think this is the best scientist photograph I have ever seen.
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
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Sea world should be wiped the fuck out
Seaworld, zoos, circuses
Always reblog, spread the message.
no
no zoos
zoos do good things
zoos help rehabilitate animals who otherwise would not survive in the wild
zoos help protect animals that would otherwise be hunted down
and zoos give them care to keep them healthy
seaworld and circuses (involving animals)
those are the ones that are bad
Are aquariums still considered good? Cuz ours has a bunch of sea animals that were brought in due to injuries, and that seems like a good thing to help them out until they can go back in the ocean.
Aquariums function like aquatic zoos IF they are non-profit and accredited. For instance the National Aquarium does have dolphins BUT last year they stopped doing shows and literally just let the dolphins do what they want. People can come in to watch the dolphins and trainers still are there but now are less “trainers” and more “human toys.” Breeding efforts have stopped and they announced they’re going to care for their existing pod and play as the POD wants for the rest of their life and after that, no dolphins.
Almost all their fish are nearly 20 years old (or less depending on natural life cycle, or MORE… there are a few close to 50) and they also have rehabilitation and release programs for injured animals. Since they are non-profit every bit of money goes to constant improvements in their tanks, research, and conservation efforts.
Sea World, despite all their advertising and talk, is a for profit organization that is more concerned with the paychecks than with animal welfare. Baltimore aquarium got a lot of people in with their dolphin shows but they stopped when learning it wasn’t best for their animals. Sea World has no such concern.
Learn before you burn
this is the most adorable thing i have ever seen
”I’m determined to be taller than you are”
determination will get you anywhere
magic
Precious.
Despite either of their body types, they’re two gorgeous people!
THIS SPECIAL IS SO IMPORTANT.
Aziz Ansari’s new special is chock full of feminist wisdom. We’ve rounded some of the best of his quotes.
(Source: btrtoday)